Guess I'll be American...

This is me, fulfilling my duty and blogging on the Olympics. I gotta say, I really do enjoy the Olympics. It's a time when the whole world gets together to play games. How cool is that?! I will make a list of my thoughts on the current Olympic games going on in Bejing, China.

• The Chinese are dirty cheaters! Why on earth would they put in 8 year olds to do their women's gymnastics! I'll tell you why, because they train those kids to do cart wheels out the birth canal, so by the time they reach the age of about 8 or 9, they are ready to compete. So they change birth certificates and what not and try and tell the world that these tiny, box shaped little girls that can't do their make up are 16. How dumb do they really think we are?! What's more annoying is that they won gold. Totally rigged.
  
• Michael Phelps. Great athelete, not attractive. I'm sorry girls of the world. I just don't get your obsession with him. You can fight with me all you want, I will not change my mind. End of story.
  
• Male Gymnastic - USA. These men celebrated and gloated way too much to end up with a bronze metal. I'm just saying.
• May and Walsh. Still awesome. They are definitely allowed to celebrate.
• As of right now, we are racing with the Chinese for the most metals won and they are beating us 35-34. We could still win this thing. Even though they're cheating.
  

That's all for now. GO TEAM USA!